His Awesomeness was in dire need of a haircut, so this morning we found ourselves in a local Great Clips. While there, I overheard one of the stylists discussing another customer’s vacation plans. The man stated he was going to Mexico on a cruise and needed a passport for the trip.
‘Oh, you need a passport to get into Mexico, huh?’ the stylist asked and then added, ‘But not New Mexico, right?’
Ladies and gentlemen, I submit to you that this is proof our great country is going to hell in a handbasket. If the politicians don’t do us in by selling us all down the river, it’ll be the nincompoops.
Just in case you’ve missed it, New Mexico is one of the 50 states in the United States. Don’t believe me? Here’s a map.