This is the kids’ last week of school (can you hear them cheering?) and summer vacation officially starts at noon tomorrow (can you hear me weeping?). I’ve been doing a little spring cleaning in ye olde sewing area while they’re at school and have unearthed some treasures. To be perfectly frank, I’ve gotta lotta crap, y’all!
To celebrate my blog’s milestones (which is a miracle ’cause I couldn’t even keep track of the kids’ when they were little), I’m giving away two packets of goodies to my faithful blog followers (FBFs).
Each packet has two quilting books, four fat quarters and a fabric panel. Behold….
A disclaimer here: the books aren’t new. They are either USED (if you’re a redneck) or PRE-OWNED (if you fancy yourself a tad more refined). They’re in really good condition because I’m anal about taking care of my stuff. Yes, I said anal. It means ‘particular’, you philistine. Snicker if you must.
Here are the rules (stop whining!):
1. You gotta be a follower. I won’t make you drink Kool-Aid, but you gotta follow my blog. Telling me you follow along through some blog clearinghouse DOES NOT COUNT!! I must see your shining, happy face in my followers group on the right side of the screen. Just sayin’!
2. Leave a comment telling me you’re a follower to be entered. Dropping a comment about how fabulously funny I am won’t hurt your chances either. Just kidding. Oh, hell…no I’m not!
3. If you’re a no-reply type, I gotta have a way to contact you. Leave contact info.
The giveaway is open to international friends too so don’t fear I’m gonna go all cheap on ya and refuse to shell out to ship to wherever you call home! I might go all scientific and use a random number generator to pick a winner or stay totally redneck and have one of the Co-Defendants choose a number from a hat. Either way, it’ll be fair and square.
And because I hate long engagements, the giveaway closes Monday May 28th at 9 a.m. Texas time. Don’t dawdle!
As always, thank you FBFs for your comments and encouragement. I’m having a lot of fun!
Happy quilting, y’all!